[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting" you. (i cussed it out and yelled at it) [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. [] You have ran into a tree/bush. [x] You have been called a blond
TOTAL: 4
[ ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow [ ] You just tried to lick your elbow (Believe me, i've tried before ) [ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody [ ] You just sang them to make sure (Choir teaches you things ) [x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. [x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 6
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it [ ] You type with three fingers or less. [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire [] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose [x] You have caught yourself drooling. TOTAL: 8
[x] You have fallen asleep in class. [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking [x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. [] People often shake their heads and walk away from you [x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
TOTAL: 12
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math ( occasionally) [ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally [] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
TOTAL: 15
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. [ ] You break a lot of things. [x] You tilt your head when you're confused. [x] You have fallen out of your chair before [x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling [x] The word "um" is used frequently. [x] You don't know what "um" means [x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. [x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
TOTAL: 22 NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4. Then re-post as: "I am --% Mentally ill."